okay google help me out
okay but is that really the coolest of wait a fucking second
hell fuckin yeah
shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”
Without his moustache.
That is just so inexplicably wrong
"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror